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When we here at Murdered by ROBOTS are not creating low-fi underground rock or documenting the physical world through our photography and podcasts, we’re eager to explore the unknown, to fathom the great mysteries awaiting us beyond this mortal coil and to question all things that go bump in the night!
Under the tutelage of group founder and lead investigator Jim Tarazewich, an experienced ghost hunter who had his first paranormal experience at the age of 13, fellow band mate Rob and I were fortunate enough to participate in our first investigation this past September at a local bar and restaurant purported to play host to at least one (and possibly three) otherworldly forces. Using high-tech gadgetry including video-surveillance, motion and electromagnetic field detectors, digital voice recorders, and a ghost box (a modified portable radio that continuously scans the AM/FM bands in search of white noise and audio remnants that, in theory, may be manipulated by spiritual forces to communicate messages with the living) we set out to observe and, if possible, make contact with these potential entities. A skeptic by nature,  I participated in this initial assignment with no great expectations. However, after a three and a half hour investigation, I can attest that we did observe and document a number of curious occurrences that I cannot immediately explain nor comfortably ignore. I’ve always prided myself on having an open mind, but the events of that day definitely left me a little more open to new suggestions…
For more details on this investigation, and to learn more about Venice Isle Paranormal Society itself, including mission statement, investigator bios, and contact information, please visit the VIP homepage at:
Or call 941 929-6443
We are always on the lookout for credible leads and accepting new members!

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Season Two of Two Guys Watching Porn continues with “Cornbread Hos and Kool Aid P*SSY”. This episode finds hosts Rob and Chris on the road, giddily vocalizing their most crude and uncensored thoughts. Listen as vapidity and prurience erupts from their mouths like copious vomit. Shriek as these halfwits discuss topics ranging from Krispy Kreme Donuts, to auto-fellatio, to anonymous sex with Vietnam Vets! Rejoice in the knowledge that the show lasts less than thirty minutes. Definitely not work-safe or prude-friendly listening! (Mom, if you’re reading this, for the love of God DO NOT LISTEN!!!). All others, feel free to join in on the fun at: http://www.spreaker.com/user/5289522/cornbread_hos_and_kool_aid_p_ssy

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Meet Mandy Taylor, fetish model extraordinaire and friend of the Screaming Mime Theater. Stunningly beautiful as a blonde or with jet black tresses, Mandy impresses with every pose she strikes, her ample bosom and callipygian frame burning itself into the retinas of all who behold her. Murdered by ROBOTS are such big fans that we’ve recorded an original song in her honor, and included it on our self-titled debut album (available for free digital download on Soundcloud at https://soundcloud.com/#screaming-mime-theater/sets/tijuana-bible-college).

“No kick in the balls is ever too sore

from Mandy, the Queen of Testicle Torture

a dirty bare foot is only as good

as she who stood tall while fainter hearts falter”

Listen to and download “Mandy, the Queen of Testicle Torture”  here: https://soundcloud.com/#screaming-mime-theater/bones-wav

And check out her Model Mayhem portfolio: http://www.modelmayhem.com/MandyTaylor

And watch her in our music video short: http://youtu.be/PdODNKph0GM

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Oliver Twisted, Masked Maniac on the Rise

This is Oliver (looking studly in this recent photo taken at the Junkyard Rehearsal Studio) an aspiring slasher-movie star trying desperately to get his foot in that serial killer door. A long time friend and mascot of sorts of the Screaming Mime Theater, Oliver patiently awaits the day he can eviscerate nubile young teens on the silver screen, all while honing his acting chops in zero-budget videos. We here at Murdered by ROBOTS would like to tip our hats off to this potential (if improbable) future king of B-movie carnage.

Joining Oliver in this pic are models Ashton Rae (http://www.modelmayhem.com/2322774), Shante J (http://www.modelmayhem.com/2889341), Miss Tiffani Rae Cruz (http://www.modelmayhem.com/2878445), and RimaJean (http://www.modelmayhem.com/2835903).

For information on the Junkyard Rehearsal Studio, visit them on Facebook.

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Two Guys Watching Porn make their long awaited return with a brand new season of ill-concieved podcasts. Kicking off Season Two is “Cannibal Ventriloquists and Robot Rapers” in which hosts Rob and Chris reveal their meager knowledge of current events while trashing organized religion, discussing the recent rash of mass-shooting rampages and pondering the educational value of old-school video games like Frogger and Donkey Kong. Also featured is a shout out to our favorite Spreaker web-radio host, that truly decadent diva of dirty-talk named Amanda Nicole of The Amanda Nicole Show, the hottest half hour of audio horniness on the Web!

Listen to “Cannibal Ventriloquists and Robot Rapers”  here: http://www.spreaker.com/page#!/user/5289522/cannibal_ventriloquists

Catch The Amanda Nicole Show at www.TheAmandaNicoleShow.com, or listen to her latest episode on Spreaker.com at http://www.spreaker.com/page#!/user/amandanicoleshow/episode_3_cheating

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Murdered by ROBOTS returned to terrestrial airwaves Tuesday night (01/29/13), making our third appearance on Lumpytunes!, 96.5 WSLR’s premiere oasis for eclectic and experimental audio chaos, debuting our brand new cover of the obscure Monkees track “Zilch” (Dolenz, Jones, Nesmith, Tork). Our eternal gratitude goes out to The Head Lump Rob Demperio for all of his support past, present and future. For those of you who missed it, you can download the song for free off of our Soundcloud page at https://soundcloud.com/screaming-mime-theater/zilch-monkees-cover or listen to it as one of the featured cuts on our latest Murdered by ROBOTS podcast on Spreaker.com titled “Surfing the Oort Cloud” at http://www.spreaker.com/user/5289522/surfing_the_oort_cloud.

Life, be it Organic or Artificial, is GOOD.

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As a child of the 70’s and 1980’s, I developed a lifelong love affair with the low-budget movie, that oft reviled red-haired stepchild of legitimate filmmaking that is the providence of brain-eating zombies, women in prison, lusty Third Reich uber-vixxxens and Hollywood chainsaw hookers… Those craptacular midnight movies and exploitation classics that provided the raw material for drive-ins, grindhouses and late night cable television outlets, as well as creating masturbatory fodder for guinnea pigs, myself included, who hit puberty amidst this non-stop assault of celluloid decadence and delicious indecency! I was one of many Generation Xers, a casualty of the post-nuclear family, a radioactive offspring of well-meaning but distracted baby boomers who attended to their respective midlife crisis while we bathed in the loving glare of our TV’s cathode rays.  And while June Cleaver was busy burning her bra, and Ward went off to start family number two, it was shows like Chiller Theater and Commander USA’s Groovie  Movies that babysat me and my fellow forgotten, and filled our impressionable minds with non-stop images of nipply death and ill-conceived pandemonium.

The above picture is a sample of that b-movie aesthetic that I often strive for in my photography. I aspire to recreate the look and feel of sleazy pulp-fiction novel covers and exploitation movie posters, the kind of eye-raising imagery that titillates the imagination with promises lurid thrills and simple, goofy fun! It is also inspired by the Murdered by ROBOTS song “Dumpster Baby” which is featured on our self-titled debut album. To listen to the track or to download it for free, visit: https://soundcloud.com/#screaming-mime-theater/dumpsterbaby-m4a-2

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