
Posts Tagged ‘smut’
SCREAMING MIME THEATER PRESENTS: OLIVER’S TWISTED BARGAIN BASEMENT MIDNIGHT MOVIE STONER FRIENDLY FREAK SHOW
Posted: February 11, 2014 in b movie, comedy, filmmaking, horror, models, music, photography, sex, Uncategorized, videoTags: Art, bad taste, bettie page, blood, boobs, brunette, chick, comedy, cult, exploitation, fetish, gore, hi-heels, horror, hot, midnight movies, movies, music, photography, politically incorrect, sexy, smut, strange, violence, weird, woman

THE RESURRECTION OF ROB
Posted: February 7, 2014 in comedy, horror, models, music, photography, podcasts, sex, talk, UncategorizedTags: abortion, Art, bad taste, blood, brunette, chick, childbirth, comedy, cult, exploitation, funny, girl, gore, horror, hot, humor, motherhood, music, photography, politically incorrect, porn, punk, sex, sexy, smut, strange, violence, weird, woman
There are some questions for which answers may never truly be known, eternal mysteries that have haunted man since his first ancestors gazed upon the heavens and wondered “are we alone in the Universe?”, “is there life after death?” , “what, if anything, existed before the Big Bang?” and “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”. Well, as of last Saturday, at least one such puzzle has been solved, the burning question on all of our minds: “What the fuck happened to Rob?”…
It is with great excitement and considerable relief that I announce that Rob, like the Jedi and Jesus before him, has returned. Not, however, a brief two days later like the aforementioned Lord and Savior but, instead, following a two and a half month mysterious limbo. But what do you expect? One of them is the son of God and the other’s, well, Rob. And whereas Jesus returned with the keys to the Kingdom of Heaven, Rob comes back with nothing more than horror stories of hoarding and of elderly relatives half eaten by cats!
All this and more is the subject of the long awaited brand new episode of Two Guys Watching Porn titled “Popeye and the Resurrection“. A special shout out is given to a trio of confirmed listeners and life advice is lovingly dispensed by hosts Rob and Chris, who waste little time returning to their old shenanigans. Listen to this episode here:
http://www.spreaker.com/user/5289522/popeye-and-the-resurrection
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MANIACS, MAYHEM AND MILFS
Posted: January 31, 2014 in b movie, comedy, horror, models, music, photography, sex, UncategorizedTags: Art, bad taste, boobs, chick, comedy, cult, exploitation, fetish, funny, girl, horror, hot, humor, Melissa Dawson, MILF, movies, music, photography, punk, scream queen, sex, sexy, smut, strange, weird, woman
It’s no secret that Melissa Dawson is one of our all time favorite models here at the Screaming Mime Theater, and the reasons why are so painfully clear that even Helen Keller would have no problem seeing them. With legs that stretch all the way up to heaven, a booty so tight it probably poops diamonds, a pair of boobs that leave dudes salivating like Pavlov’s poodles and a face that could grace the pages of any high end fashion magazine, this tattooed temptress is the quintessential heterosexual teenage boy’s fantasy, a walking wet dream come true, and an amazingly cool human being to boot.
MODEL MAYHEM
Posted: January 29, 2014 in b movie, comedy, filmmaking, horror, models, music, photography, podcasts, sex, Uncategorized, videoTags: Art, bad taste, blood, boobs, brunette, chick, comedy, cult, exploitation, fetish, funny, girl, gore, horror, hot, humor, Mandy, movies, music, photography, pinup, politically incorrect, porn, punk, scream queen, sex, sexy, smut, Taylor, violence, weird, woman
Screaming Mime Theater is an underground sleeper cell of wannabe artists, hack musicians, zero-budget filmmakers and often unemployed writers struggling to survive in the seedy underbelly of Sarasota, Florida. Like Troma Studios and John Water’s Dreamlanders, our objective is to create original and enjoyable content that succeeds even where our modest talents fail, to create a Universe populated by oddball characters, and to spread our half-baked gospel to anyone fed up enough with mainstream mediocrity to receive our unholy message. And one of the longest running legs of this modest little empire is our photography division, headed by me, your humble narrator.
WHAT YOU’VE BEEN MISSING
Posted: January 26, 2014 in b movie, comedy, filmmaking, horror, models, music, photography, podcasts, science, sex, talk, UncategorizedTags: Art, bad taste, blood, boobs, chick, childbirth, comedy, cult, donuts, exploitation, fetish, funny, girl, gore, horror, hot, humor, Mandy, movies, music, news, photography, politically incorrect, porn, punk, robots, sex, sexy, smut, strange, violence, weird, woman
KIM JONG-UN AND OTHER GRUMPY MUNCHKINS
Posted: September 11, 2013 in comedy, podcasts, sex, talkTags: bad taste, blood, boobs, brunette, chick, comedy, cult, exploitation, fetish, funny, girl, hi-heels, hot, humor, news, politically incorrect, sex, sexy, smut, strange, violence, weird, woman
The show hits a snag when host Rob goes on the rag in this week’s episode of Two Guys Watching Porn titled “Kim Jong-Un and Other Grumpy Munchkins“. Rob‘s a cranky wanker during this rare nighttime edition, while he and Chris discuss North Korean dictator (and frequent show fodder) Kim Jong-Un, who recently had his ex-girlfriend executed by firing squad! Luckily, show producer Barry Schwartzenhymen is on deck to inject a little levity into the proceedings, with an emotionally stirring rendition of the 1982 Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder duet “Ebony and Ivory“. When all is said and done, there won’t be a dry eye (or diaper) in the house.
PECKERHEAD IS REAL!
Posted: August 31, 2013 in b movie, comedy, demon, entity, filmmaking, horror, models, music, paranormal, photography, podcasts, science, sex, talk, videoTags: Art, bad taste, blood, boobs, chick, comedy, cult, exploitation, fetish, funny, girl, gore, horror, hot, humor, Mandy, movies, music, news, photography, pinup, politically incorrect, porn, punk, robots, scream queen, sex, sexy, smut, strange, Taylor, violence, weird, woman
For years, the name Peckerhead has been spoken only in hushed tones by that handful of people who had actually laid eyes upon the creature and lived to tell the tale, a tale of a monstrous abomination, one half man, one half chicken, whose presence in the undeveloped backwoods of South Florida has long been the subject of campfire tales and fearful speculation. Most of these eyewitnesses have met with fierce opposition from their communities, been labeled kooks and, in some instances, downright liars. Many, faced with the almost certainty of public ridicule, have chosen to keep their silence. But we here at Murdered by ROBOTS are dedicated to uncovering the truth about this legendary boogeyman and, tonight, offer brand new and incontrovertible evidence – hard video proof – that Peckerhead is REAL!
The following is the second of only two known recordings ever made of the beast, captured on video earlier this month by local researchers as they were ambushed. Had it not been for the swift and heroic intervention of Internet star and fetish model Mandy Taylor, who appeared as if from out of nowhere to unleash her trademark brand of testicular demolition upon that feathery spawn of Satan, several scientist would have died. Instead, we are left with this chilling documentation:
Our heartfelt thanks goes out to the brave men and women who put their safety on the line in the name of science, and to the super sexy Mandy Taylor, who demonstrated total calm in the face of danger, and for her crotch-kicking ferocity.
Murdered by ROBOTS presents: “The Works”
Posted: August 25, 2013 in b movie, filmmaking, horror, models, music, photography, sex, videoTags: Art, bad taste, blood, boobs, brunette, chick, cult, exploitation, fetish, girl, gore, hi-heels, horror, hot, music, photography, pinup, punk, scream queen, sex, sexy, smut, strange, violence, weird, woman
Starring Vigilante Vixxxen and Melissa Dawson, directed by Jizz Fassbinder
Murdered by ROBOTS presents: Down to the Slaughter
Posted: August 23, 2013 in b movie, filmmaking, horror, models, music, videoTags: Art, blood, boobs, brunette, chick, cult, exploitation, gore, hot, movies, music, pinup, politically incorrect, punk, scream queen, sexy, smut, violence, woman
Starring Vigilante Vixxxen
Hot off the heels of our most recent Lumpytunes! appearance, Murdered by ROBOTS has released the music video, “Down to the Slaughter“, starring exotic model extraordinaire Vigilante Vixxxen and resident masked madman and Screaming Mime Theater mascot Oliver. And, in an attempt to sate any cryptobiologist’s hunger for high weirdness, making his first appearance on film is Peckerhead, that mysterious monstrosity long suspected of stalking South Florida’s uncharted wilderness and rumored to be half man and half chicken! Filmed on location and at Bradenton’s famed Junkyard Rehearsal Studio, and directed by underground filmmaker Jizz Fassbinder, this shocking video is proof positive that the Truth definitely IS “out there”!
Special thanks go out to Vigilante Vixxxen, for lending her considerable talents and beauty to our latest video venture, and to Seasons of the Wolf guitarist/producer Barry “Skully” Waddell for his immeasurable help.
Princess Mandy and the Word We Can’t Say
Posted: August 14, 2013 in comedy, models, photography, podcastsTags: Art, bad taste, boobs, chick, comedy, cult, exploitation, fetish, funny, girl, hot, humor, Mandy, music, news, photography, pinup, politically incorrect, porn, sex, sexy, smut, Taylor, weird, woman
Rising from our ashes like a smut spewing Phoenix, “Two Guys Watching Porn” returns to the cyber-airwaves with our first monkey-spanking new episode since expanding our podcasting empire to ITunes! Refreshed from a 49 day vacation, hapless hosts Chris and Rob kick off Season Three with “Princess Mandy and the Word We Can’t Say”. Listen as we insert foot firmly in mouth and share behind-the-scenes anecdotes from our latest photo-shoot with the insanely hot Mandy Taylor, @PrincessMandyT on Twitter and the inspiration behind Murdered by ROBOT’s song “Mandy, the Queen of Testicle Torture”. A splendid time is guaranteed for all and, of course, Henry the Horse dances the Waltz….
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and listen to our latest episode of Two Guys Watching Porn titled Princess Mandy and the Word We Can’t Say here: